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- I Feel Queasy Dot Com by Monica Hamburg - Your Dose of Lunacy on Nov 16, 2009
The majority of the time when I see a commercial I think “You’ve got me wrong, man”e.g.“Nope, I wouldn’t enjoy driving a car through extremely rough terrain while a pack of leopards watch me intently.”or“No, I wouldn't prefer to eat som...
- Donuts, Copulation and the American Dream by Monica Hamburg - Your Dose of Lunacy on Nov 9, 2009
Inspired by a few other blogs (e.g.), I decided to take a look at what types of Google searches brought people to my blog.There are of course the obvious, people looking for “Hamburg” or “Sex” or “Sex” in “Hamburg” or “Sex with a Ha...
- Love Song For A Vampire (Can) by Monica Hamburg - Your Dose of Lunacy on Nov 2, 2009
Sure, Halloween is over but you may still have some residual longings.Presenting "Count Cocklula":In case you are unfamiliar with the Fleshjack/Fleshlight concept, basically you can have sex in a can/flashlight. Just like you always fantasized about...
- Let's All Wait For Fluffy to Say "Grace" by Monica Hamburg - Your Dose of Lunacy on Oct 26, 2009
When I moved to Vancouver (from New York), 10 years ago, the transition was anything but seamless. I still hadn't been able to make any friend in the city, but after a few months of depressed unemployment, I finally found a job and one that happened...
- This Product Says: "You Have Small Nuts" by Monica Hamburg - Your Dose of Lunacy on Oct 19, 2009
When I see a commercial for a baffling product, there tends to be at least one line that stands out as patently absurd .It's usually a simple statement that would be true elsewhere, just not in this particular context.For instance, an assertion such...
- That's the Way You Do It: Money for Massages and Sex for Free by Monica Hamburg - Your Dose of Lunacy on Oct 12, 2009
Why do I hear the following?"BILLY! Have you seen Mommy's jewellery anywhere?"Still, the teen above understands something more than this douche:Alright, we've already been through this several times, but I guess I was just not being clear enough. So...
- Moorotica, Romance by Monica Hamburg - Your Dose of Lunacy on Oct 5, 2009
Perhaps you read the last post about Ikea furniture sex and thought, hey, that's just not my bag (...or table). Well, there's always more strangeness for you to consider.Submitted for your approval:"It becomes addictive." Really? Well, I guess if yo...
