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- Quest for Hire - Stained Glass by Unicorn Rainbow Blood on Mar 23, 2009
To Whom it May Concern, I am responding to your ad for the position of Stained Glass Maker. I have several years experience staining various surfaces including teeth, cups, and toilet bowls. I spent a short stint working in a glass fabrication shop b...
- Five Cover Letter Etiquette Tips by Unicorn Rainbow Blood on Mar 18, 2009
I’ve written thousands of cover letters over the past few years, and I’m now considered something of an expert in the field. As one of the leading experts in cover letter writing I feel it’s my duty to give back to the community and share the t...
- Quest for Hire - Drug Dealer by Unicorn Rainbow Blood on Mar 17, 2009
To Whom it May Concern, I am applying for the position of drug dealer. I have several years experience hanging around street corners and looking shady. I can hold a gun sideways and I’ve seen Scarface several times. In addition to the skills and jo...
- Quest for Hire - Camp Supervisor by Unicorn Rainbow Blood on Mar 16, 2009
To Whom it May Concern, I am responding to your listing for the position of Camp Supervisor. I have several years experience in community theater, supervising not only the front of house, but also the back door (silly!). I’ve managed a small cabar...
- Quest for Hire - Pyschic by Unicorn Rainbow Blood on Mar 13, 2009
To Whom it May Concern, I am responding to your listing for the position of Psychic. I realize you haven’t placed the ad yet, but you will. Since I was a baby I’ve known I was somehow different. As a child I could bend spoons, first with my f...
- Quest for Hire - Personal Trainer by Unicorn Rainbow Blood on Mar 12, 2009
To Whom it May Concern, I am responding to your listing for the position of Personal Trainer. I have many years experience dealing with difficult and ugly personalities, and I think my services will greatly benefit not only your awful character trait...
- Quest for Hire - Duct Cleaner by Unicorn Rainbow Blood on Mar 11, 2009
To Whom it May Concern, I am responding to your listing for the position of Duct Cleaner. I have over twenty years experience cleaning out my ejaculatory duct, as well as several years cleaning my urethral opening and foreskin. I realize that old one...
