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- “PICKADOE” and Other Rascalisms, ETC., for Which There Are No Words by Cheaty Monkey on Nov 11, 2009
At 2 years and 2 months old, the Rascal is starting to really talk. Sometimes I think I need some sort of translator contraption like the one in the movie Up…. …but for 2-year-old humans. For the most part, though, I’m understandin...
- Marshmallow and Other Monkeyisms for Which There Are NO WORDS by Cheaty Monkey on Nov 9, 2009
The Monkey got a new colouring book at Starbucks this morning (do NOT ask me what I was drinking there — especially because you ALL know what it was, and you ALL know my shame). As with ALL Starbucks products, it was stupid pricey, but so awes...
- “Marshmallow” and Other Monkeyisms for Which There Are NO WORDS by Cheaty Monkey on Nov 9, 2009
The Monkey got a new colouring book at Starbucks this morning (do NOT ask me what I was drinking there — especially because you ALL know what it was, and you ALL know my shame). As with ALL Starbucks products, it was stupid pricey, but so awes...
- The List by Cheaty Monkey on Nov 5, 2009
With the advent of twitter lists (which I doubt I’ll ever get around to making myself because I hardly have time to write to-do or shopping lists let alone SEVERAL lists dividing my friends into groups — high school much? — and unin...
- We Interrupt This Program to Bring You OPTICAL ILLUSION; Or, HOT MESS by Cheaty Monkey on Oct 14, 2009
“Are you anxious and lacking self confidence?” Excuse me, appropriately-timed SPAM EMAIL, you talking to me? YOU tawkin’ to ME? Apparently, so. “Are you afraid that women may look down on you? Are you worried about your friend...
- No Title FOR YOU – Raw & Uncensored by Cheaty Monkey on Sep 23, 2009
I could totally write a sappy post right now — since I’ve been known to hazard them a little lately, AS I struggle over and over again to find my identity both on- and offline. Who the hell am I supposed to be? What do the PEOPLE want? An...
- What Was I Thinking? by Cheaty Monkey on Jun 9, 2009
What was I thinking? What was I THINKING? Around 12am yesterday, I hear a scream. The usual: “Ma-MAHHHH”! (Honestly? You have to hear this scream. It is hilarious. I’ve thought about recording it for you, but I don’t need all...
