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- “PICKADOE” and Other Rascalisms, ETC., for Which There Are No Words by Cheaty Monkey on Nov 11, 2009
At 2 years and 2 months old, the Rascal is starting to really talk. Sometimes I think I need some sort of translator contraption like the one in the movie Up…. …but for 2-year-old humans. For the most part, though, I’m understandin...
- “Muhneh” and the Cheaty Halloween by Cheaty Monkey on Nov 3, 2009
It started off well enough. Intentions were good. Lentil soup was simmering on the stove. Almonds, dates, agave, ginger and spices in the blender, and (my own invention) cut-off stocking standing by to strain the thing of any crunch whatsoever. Tweet...
- What I Learned from *Ferris Beuller’s Day Off* by Cheaty Monkey on Oct 23, 2009
My eyes, THEY’RE BURNING. Not because I’ve been staring at my computer all day, because shockingly I have not, but, rather, because I worked out like nobody’s business in my living room today (and yesterday, and the day before). I w...
- We Interrupt This Program to Bring You OPTICAL ILLUSION; Or, HOT MESS by Cheaty Monkey on Oct 14, 2009
“Are you anxious and lacking self confidence?” Excuse me, appropriately-timed SPAM EMAIL, you talking to me? YOU tawkin’ to ME? Apparently, so. “Are you afraid that women may look down on you? Are you worried about your friend...
- View from My Chest by Cheaty Monkey on Oct 9, 2009
That white thing, bottom left? That’s my chest. Ma BEWB (a term I can’t take credit for). Everything ON TOP of ma bewb is the reason I haven’t been sleeping lately, the reason I have this massive headache, burning eyes and inability...
- To Facebook, Or Not to Facebook? by Cheaty Monkey on Oct 5, 2009
It’s so tempting. So alluring. So inviting. FACEBOOK. I remember when I first heard about it. Was it, what, three years ago? Josh’s friends asked us if we’d heard of Facebook — “omigosh, you guys, it is so addictive.R...
- Oh, the Sins that I’ve Sinned by Cheaty Monkey on Sep 28, 2009
First and foremost I am NOT supposed to be working on this Holiest of Holy Jewish Holidays — Yom Kippur. So, if we were to define my blogging as “work,” as I often do, then I’m sinning right this holy minute. But, no. I’...
