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  • “PICKADOE” and Other Rascalisms, ETC., for Which There Are No Words by Cheaty Monkey on Nov 11, 2009

    At 2 years and 2 months old, the Rascal is starting to really talk. Sometimes I think I need some sort of translator contraption like the one in the movie Up…. …but for 2-year-old humans. For the most part, though, I’m understandin...

  • Marshmallow and Other Monkeyisms for Which There Are NO WORDS by Cheaty Monkey on Nov 9, 2009

    The Monkey got a new colouring book at Starbucks this morning (do NOT ask me what I was drinking there — especially because you ALL know what it was, and you ALL know my shame). As with ALL Starbucks products, it was stupid pricey, but so awes...

  • “Marshmallow” and Other Monkeyisms for Which There Are NO WORDS by Cheaty Monkey on Nov 9, 2009

    The Monkey got a new colouring book at Starbucks this morning (do NOT ask me what I was drinking there — especially because you ALL know what it was, and you ALL know my shame). As with ALL Starbucks products, it was stupid pricey, but so awes...

  • The List by Cheaty Monkey on Nov 5, 2009

    With the advent of twitter lists (which I doubt I’ll ever get around to making myself because I hardly have time to write to-do or shopping lists let alone SEVERAL lists dividing my friends into groups — high school much? — and unin...

  • “Muhneh” and the Cheaty Halloween by Cheaty Monkey on Nov 3, 2009

    It started off well enough. Intentions were good. Lentil soup was simmering on the stove. Almonds, dates, agave, ginger and spices in the blender, and (my own invention) cut-off stocking standing by to strain the thing of any crunch whatsoever. Tweet...

  • Coat Crisis Averted by Cheaty Monkey on Oct 29, 2009

    This week has been nonstop for me. In the middle of figuring out the whole H1N1 vaccine situation (my pediatrician is now recommending the vaccine, FYI), a very cold pumpkin-patch field trip, homework (homework?!), surprise sales, a newly stubborn li...

  • View from My Chest by Cheaty Monkey on Oct 9, 2009

    That white thing, bottom left? That’s my chest. Ma BEWB (a term I can’t take credit for). Everything ON TOP of ma bewb is the reason I haven’t been sleeping lately, the reason I have this massive headache, burning eyes and inability...

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