Why Mom Drinks Rum
A legal assistant, married to a cop, with two kids who are stubbornly strong willed, & living in a busy city. I'm NOT June Cleaver. In fact, I think I single-handedly killed the ghost of June Cleaver & then stomped on the corpse.
Latest Blog Posts
- I'm like...dumb? on Nov 18, 2009
Yes, I KNOW it's winter here. And I KNOW I'm lucky I'm not buried under 12.6 feet of snow at the moment (thank-you global warming...finally paying off). But I completely missed out on the whole hiking season this year. I think I got distracted. Most...
- This? Was almost better than sex. Swear. on Nov 16, 2009
OK, so way, way back to like...2 years ago....I decided that I needed a Blackberry. Because it got email. FROM NOT ON MY COMPUTER. Which was like some sort of wicked black magic wrapped in chocolate.Oh how misguided I was. So horrifically misguided.
- On Second Thought...Bad Idea on Nov 12, 2009
Yesterday was a Statutory Holiday in Canada...so I decided in my infinite wisdom that I should drive out to the mountains. Alone. And go hiking. Alone.It was sunny in the city when I left. Swear to potato.However about 45 minutes into my drive and ma...
- The Force is STRONG with My Friends on Nov 9, 2009
Email received Saturday night from Miss Grace...."I can't think of anything at all. Seriously.I slept in a vagabond inn last night. THere wasa drug dealer's cell phone under the tv and blood on the ceiling.It may have been a brothel.I did not get lai...
- The Morning Commute on Nov 6, 2009
Those of you who follow me on Twitter (@whymomdrinksrum) know about my aversion to other people. Specifically other people who drive during the morning at the same time I do. It's annoying. Mostly because they are asshats.I've mentally installed weap...
- I'm Sick of Hearing About Sick People on Nov 2, 2009 in Rant Media Hate Flu H1N1
Alright, yes. I get it. The H1N1 is making the rounds and people are getting sick all over the place (like other flu seasons) and some people are dying (like other flu seasons) and by GOLLY you should go get your flu shot (like other flu seasons).I'd...
- Dear Apple on Oct 30, 2009 in ITunes Rant Apple
Dear Apple ITunes Steve Jobs,Please to fuck off and die.You make me want to stab myself in the face with a penguin. Your updates make me cry. I could probably forgive you for the monotonous never-ending PC V Mac commercials with that guy Drew Barrymo...
