Attack of the Redneck Mommy
Blog URL http://theredneckmommy.com
Located Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Tags family, humor, parenting, relationships, sex, funny, mommy, daddy, children
An award winning humour-based parenting blog examining family life, marriage and sex while wearing redneck-coloured glasses.
Latest Blog Posts
- Hope Floats With a Good Boob Grab on Nov 18, 2009 in Tear Jerker
When Shale died I remember sitting in the passenger seat of our vehicle, traveling towards the funeral home to make arrangements to bury our son and marveling at all the cars we passed on the highway. The people in those vehicles carried on like noth...
- Itchy Trigger Finger on Nov 16, 2009 in Comedy
This weekend, after watching a some lame arse television program (note to self: destroy all televisions within our home) my son asked me what the “little blue pill” was for. After staring at him with my mouth gaping wide open (a look that...
- Laminated on Nov 13, 2009 in Comedy
Like many happily married long time couples, my husband and I have found ourselves in bed, not having sex with each other yet happily discussing other people we’d like to have sex with if we were good looking, rich and or famous. That’s r...
- Dreaming Big Dreams on Nov 11, 2009 in Comedy
As I sit here on my couch typing this, one child of mine is watching Japanese animation videos on a lap top in the kitchen, one child is pretending to do homework in her bedroom but is actually reading a novel on Cleopatra she nicked from my book cas...
- Dominatrix, Blow and Spinning. Google Pervs Delight on Nov 9, 2009 in Comedy
Ever feel the winds of change howl around you and shudder while you try and wrap yourself up with a cloak of denial? No? It’s just me? Damn it. I have never been one to embrace change with open arms. I’m more of a drag-me-kicking-and-scre...
- Hello Mr.Computer Teacher! on Nov 6, 2009 in Comedy
My son stormed through the front door after school the other day, tossed his backpack down and as he kicked off his shoes he glared at me and announced, “I’m really mad at you, Mom.” I looked at him and quickly ran through any possi...
- Just Call Me Tits McGee on Nov 3, 2009 in Comedy
This summer, as I was sweltering at my uncle’s funeral, with rivulets of sweat trickling between my breasts and making my boobs itchy, Opportunity knocked at my door. There I was, discreetly trying scratch the itch away, not realizing no matter...
