Monica Hamburg - Your Dose of Lunacy

Love Song For A Vampire (Can) on Nov 2, 2009 in fleshlight WTF sex fleshjack vampires sparkle monica hamburg vamp Your Dose of Lunacy funny masturbation Sure, Halloween is over but you may still have some residual longings.Presenting "Count Cocklula":In case you are unfamiliar with the Fleshjack/Fleshlight concept, basically you can have sex in a can/flashlight. Just like you always fantasized about...

Let's All Wait For Fluffy to Say "Grace" on Oct 26, 2009 in monica hamburg pet Your Dose of Lunacy religion funny When I moved to Vancouver (from New York), 10 years ago, the transition was anything but seamless. I still hadn't been able to make any friend in the city, but after a few months of depressed unemployment, I finally found a job and one that happened...

This Product Says: "You Have Small Nuts" on Oct 19, 2009 in commercials monica hamburg Your Dose of Lunacy funny infomercials When I see a commercial for a baffling product, there tends to be at least one line that stands out as patently absurd .It's usually a simple statement that would be true elsewhere, just not in this particular context.For instance, an assertion such...

That's the Way You Do It: Money for Massages and Sex for Free on Oct 12, 2009 in economics monica hamburg gold money insults Your Dose of Lunacy Craigslist massage insult Why do I hear the following?"BILLY! Have you seen Mommy's jewellery anywhere?"Still, the teen above understands something more than this douche:Alright, we've already been through this several times, but I guess I was just not being clear enough. So...

Moorotica, Romance on Oct 5, 2009 in savage love moo monica hamburg bovine Your Dose of Lunacy fetish funny animal cow Craigslist Perhaps you read the last post about Ikea furniture sex and thought, hey, that's just not my bag (...or table). Well, there's always more strangeness for you to consider.Submitted for your approval:"It becomes addictive." Really? Well, I guess if yo...

It's Friday, I'm Insane on Sep 28, 2009 in doll WTF sex pet Your Dose of Lunacy funny ikea sex toy Craigslist absurd Some people are excited by Swedes. I get that - they're pretty hot.But there's something far more titillating.Swedish furniture.Yeah.Sometimes, in my apartment, I spend hours just looking at the IKEA website, saying out-loud those nonsense words lik...

I Love the Smell of Craigslist. It Smells Like... FAIL. on Sep 21, 2009 in Reality FAIL monica hamburg Your Dose of Lunacy funny Craigslist Here's a new game - it's called "Spot the Inevitable FAIL".Some examples:I just wish I was there to see this train wreck progress. I think the "something" he's going to "make happen" is suck.--The beauty of certain "creative people" is that the ones...