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Eventualism is a satirical website where writer/comedian Mike Vardy takes a "Stephen Colbert-esque" approach to all things productive.

Latest Blog Posts

  • The Power Behind The Throne

    It is a widely held fact that “a man’s home is his castle" - even if he does not live in an actual castle.  Faith Hill sang about it, so you'd best believe it.  We all know what she gets like when she doesn't get what she wants. While castles...

  • Hey U! Back To Work…It’s Labour Day!

    As summer draws to a close, I felt the need for a much-needed vacation.  Like so many others, His Majesty Colbert included, the end of August practically begs for you to take a sabbatical from the day to day and simply “chillax.”  Trusting that...

  • When Tweeple Become People Again

    This past week, hours after I posted my Thursday article here at Eventualism, Twitter went down.  Not for a moment.  It went down like a sack of potatoes that was just punched by the best fighter of the modern era - James Douglas.  And it didn't g...

  • Shopping Eventually

    There’s nothing I enjoy more on a hot summer weekend than shopping.  Growing up near Toronto there were only two places any of us went as a kid: Canada’s Wonderland or the mall.  They had several things in common - early morning line-ups for th...

  • Tsk, Task

    There has long been a debate over what allows one to be more productive, if you tackle one task at a time or handle several at once.  Well, I’m not here to add to that debate…I’m here to end it.  If your task at this juncture is to become a .

  • EffTD (Sort Of) At The Movies: Annie

    Growing up, I remember seeing this on one of those cutting-edge laser discs.  But unlike those discs made of lasers, this movie has stood the eventual test of time. Those of you who have been following EffTD and Eventualism since its inception are...

  • Eventualism Podcast Episode 2 – The Eventual Return

    Episode 2:  The Eventual Return I had the pleasure of giving the pleasure of being interviewed by yours truly to Steve Kamb of NerdFitness, a site that aims to bring out the Robert Carradine in all of us.  Far better than bringing out the Ted McG...