Out of the Mouth of Dave
Blog URL http://www.outofthemouthofdave.com/
Located Peterborough area, Ontario Canada
Tags humor, humor blog, funny observations
Unique and funny observations about our world. You're sure to learn something.
Latest Blog Posts
- The Perfect Murder Weapon on Nov 20, 2009 in perfect murder frozen pork roast CSI
I have figured out how to commit the perfect murder. Yeah you read that right, the perfect murder and there is no way those fancy CSI folks could catch you. I tell you if OJ had done this years ago he would be out there right now playing golf instea...
- Birth of the Frankenpenis on Nov 15, 2009 in Rabbit Penis Octomom Frankenpenis
We certainly live in interesting times. Just the other day, Scientists where able to create a fully functional rabbit penis grown from penis cells harvested from one unhappy donor rabbit. Don't believe me you can read it here My first thought after...
- Is that a Burrowing Owl in your bed? on Nov 10, 2009 in Yuppies Cynical Consumer Environmental Crisis Burrowing Owls
Everywhere you look nowadays your eyes are assaulted by the advertising message of the current crop of environmental do gooders. Stop the seal hunt,Reduce Reuse Recycle,Save the Burrowing Owl - Save the Rainforest - Only you can save the planet! Bl...
- Achieving Immortality through snack foods on Oct 29, 2009 in Immortality Twinkies swine flu
"I pledge allegiance to our Twinkie overlord. May his creamy filling and flaky goodness continue to flourish. Amen" That's what they will be saying soon about me - just you wait and see.I am writing this latest post from within the comfy confines o...
- Government Agency gives hope to parents of bratty children on Oct 14, 2009 in Guantanamo Bay Dick Cheney child discipline
Parents wash daughters mouth out with soap and get arrested!The media is full of stories like these. Stories of parents who use "tough love" techniques in an attempt to discipline their brood of foul mouthed malcontents. These stories never end wel...
- Government Agency gives hope to parents of bratty children on Oct 14, 2009 in Guantanamo Bay Dick Cheney child discipline
Parents wash daughters mouth out with soap and get arrested!The media is full of stories like these. Stories of parents who use "tough love" techniques in an attempt to discipline their brood of foul mouthed malcontents. These stories never end wel...
- Scientists create the Woman of the future. on Oct 1, 2009 in multiple births Woman of the future fertility drugs
These are exciting times we live in. I just read in the latest issue of "The Scientific Armenian" that scientists have created the woman of the future. The same people who brought us Dolly the Sheep now bring us the Six Breasted Woman.Now before yo...
