Unicorn Rainbow Blood
Blog URL http://unicornrainbowblood.today.com/
Located Toronto, Ontario Canada
Tags comedy, humor, unicorn, job search, sean donland, quest for hire, penis enlarger, rainbow, blood
The first blog ever to be handwritten with a Unicorn Horn. Brilliantly crafted, etched in marble. Funny, tragic. Sean Donland offers career counseling, a resume writing service, writing tips, blogging tips, and information on making the world better.
Latest Blog Posts
- Quest for Hire - Stained Glass on Mar 23, 2009 in Quest for Hire chinch cotton stainer elvis presley genetic modification glass blower job stained glass
To Whom it May Concern, I am responding to your ad for the position of Stained Glass Maker. I have several years experience staining various surfaces including teeth, cups, and toilet bowls. I spent a short stint working in a glass fabrication shop b...
- Five Cover Letter Etiquette Tips on Mar 18, 2009 in Quest for Hire cover letter ettiquete cover letter hints how to address a cover letter how to write a cover letter top five cover letter secrets
I’ve written thousands of cover letters over the past few years, and I’m now considered something of an expert in the field. As one of the leading experts in cover letter writing I feel it’s my duty to give back to the community and share the t...
- Quest for Hire - Drug Dealer on Mar 17, 2009 in Quest for Hire bondable cocaine crack drug dealer heroin hot dog cart marijuana pot scarface
To Whom it May Concern, I am applying for the position of drug dealer. I have several years experience hanging around street corners and looking shady. I can hold a gun sideways and I’ve seen Scarface several times. In addition to the skills and jo...
- Quest for Hire - Camp Supervisor on Mar 16, 2009 in Quest for Hire andy warhol application Backslidious Hypocritious camp manager campy community theater cream soup double bagger fierce flamboyant front of house hilda pink flamingos unicorn cream
To Whom it May Concern, I am responding to your listing for the position of Camp Supervisor. I have several years experience in community theater, supervising not only the front of house, but also the back door (silly!). I’ve managed a small cabar...
- Writers Block? Write from the Heart on Mar 14, 2009 in blogging tips bloggers blogging east germany nasty hamburger writers block writing tips
I was visiting a friend who told me the story of how his father escaped from East Germany before the wall came down. He fled the country on skis. Racing for his life he was chased down, dodged bullets and barely made it out alive. Only when he reache...
- Quest for Hire - Pyschic on Mar 13, 2009 in Quest for Hire amityville horror clairvoyance ectoplasm ESP online esp test paranormal prediction prognosticating psychic psychic abilities psychic test tarot cards telekinisis
To Whom it May Concern, I am responding to your listing for the position of Psychic. I realize you haven’t placed the ad yet, but you will. Since I was a baby I’ve known I was somehow different. As a child I could bend spoons, first with my f...
- Quest for Hire - Personal Trainer on Mar 12, 2009 in Quest for Hire felching gerbil gerbilling job application KISS personal trainer resume
To Whom it May Concern, I am responding to your listing for the position of Personal Trainer. I have many years experience dealing with difficult and ugly personalities, and I think my services will greatly benefit not only your awful character trait...
