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I'm lazy and undisciplined. I heard there was free coffee and doughnuts. I like to make pretty things.

Latest Blog Posts

  • where in the world is motherbumper? on Nov 23, 2009 in Bad Moms Club

    Care to join me in the Bad Moms Club? That's where you'll find me.

  • Anissa on Nov 18, 2009

    This post just won't start. But everything I write down just sounds wrong. And I think that's because the whole situation is wrong. Yesterday Anissa had a stroke, putting her in ICU, and I keep trying to write a post mainly to tell people if they a...

  • They got it wrong: Sunday's Child is Full of Face. on Nov 15, 2009 in vlog reality bites random shit blockage of blogage

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  • pink isn't always cute but is always dominating on Nov 3, 2009

    @TheCaffeinatrix and Moi in Central Park, as it should be Last week I had to pleasure of escaping the routine of my life and wreak some beautiful havoc with friends new and old. Yes folks, the AimingLow crew blasted through Boston and New York and...

  • Verified as Complex in Nature on Oct 21, 2009

    Yesterday we went to the doctor and sure enough they confirmed what we suspected: Gigi is four. I'm not sure how it happened but it's true. She is four. FOUR. One, two, three, four. Overdone sentiments about wrinkles in time will be skipped and I...

  • Coming to a city near you... it's MOTHERBUMPER LIVE! on Oct 18, 2009

    Do you live anywhere near the following cities? TORONTO BOSTON NEW YORK CITY Yes? You do? AWESOME -- check these awesome tidbits out: TORONTO Catherine of Her Bad Mother fame and I are leading a course called Hands On Small Business (HOSB) over th...

  • Battle of the... oh just plain Battle, m'kay? on Oct 13, 2009

    This past Thanksgiving weekend made me thankful for good brakes, baby wipes, and reality television. First up: good brakes and baby wipes. I saw more vomit this weekend than anyone should have to in a seventy-two hour period. Unfortunately, most of...