Toronto City Life
Blog URL http://www.torontocitylife.com/
Located Toronto, Ontario Canada
Tags toronto, city, life, personal, humor, funny, stories, anecdotes, canada
Drink in the Toronto experience one post at a time.
Latest Blog Posts
- The Practical Gentleman’s Guide to Urban Insolence no.8 on Nov 19, 2009 in B Sides Pictures carbon credits cash city city hall convenience stores environment financial gentleman global recession government guide insolence life monetary money poverty practical taxes urban
Warmest welcome once again, dear reader! It’s so nice to have the pleasure of your company for another instalment of the Guide. I do hope that life has treated you kindly and that during the odd times when it hasn’t that you’ve had some opportu...
- PENIS 2X BIGGER-GUARANTEED!! 100% NATURAL on Nov 18, 2009 in Miscellaneous
Dear reader, I hope this sticky post finds you well, well-off, well-hung, and such and so on. I don’t wish to interrupt your rhythm but it’s been brought to my attention that certain readers’ comments have been erroneously flagged a...
- Parade of delinquency and terror, part 2 on Nov 18, 2009 in B Sides Pictures 2009 bands christmas city clowns crowds dundas street floats front street life parade performers police santa claus parade seasonal toronto university avenue yonge street
In part 1 of this explosive expose on the real Santa Claus Parade in Toronto, I went into detail on some of the hazards and ordeals that you are really subjecting your kids to by bringing them along. You may not even be aware of this because, as an a...
- Parade of delinquency and terror, part 1 on Nov 17, 2009 in B Sides Pictures 2009 bands christmas city clowns crowds dundas street floats front street life parade performers police santa claus parade seasonal toronto university avenue yonge street
After squeezing my way through my second annual procession on Sunday, I can say without hesitation that the Santa Claus Parade is no place to bring your kids. The dangers are many and very, very real. To begin with, you have strange men winding their...
- Last blast of warmth for the next six months on Nov 14, 2009 in B Sides Pictures 2009 christmas city dundas eaton centre event illuminite life seasonal square street toronto yonge
This is starting to look bad, isn’t it? Second Friday post that didn’t make it out until the weekend. But this time, dear reader, I want to assure you it was an absolute necessity. You see, an event took place this weekend that marks TCL’s...
- The land of milk and maple syrup on Nov 13, 2009 in B Sides Pictures canadian citizen citizenship city film life location lois wilson movie oath pledge shoot test toronto winona ryder
Another movie shoot? I gotta be honest with you, I don’t get out of bed for anything less than a feature-length film these days. Made-for-TV is, frankly, below me. And Winona Ryder? Didn’t she steal something? *phft* No thanks. I have my standar...
- Some men have courage on Nov 12, 2009 in B Sides Pictures armistice day cbc city claire wallace life poppy day remembrance day soldiers toronto veterans day war
I had the best topic for the post all planned out last night and today … I completely forgot! For the life of me I can’t remember what it’s supposed to be, which sucks because I remember it being really good. Damnit! Instead I had to hurriedly...
